Double the Fun at the Fun Song Factory (1998) is a UK VHS release by PolyGram Video on 22nd March 1999.
Episodes[]
- Birthdays (30th May 1998)
- People Who Help (31st October 1998)
- Sounds (6th June 1998)
- Big and Small (13th June 1998)
- Farm Animals (20th June 1998)
- Numbers (27th June 1998)
Presenters in Birthdays[]
- Dave Benson Phillips
- Katy Stephens
- Justin Fletcher
- Karl Woolley (guest)
Children in Birthdays[]
- Alice Connor
- Jade Jeffries
- Mikayla Jones
- Jamie Meyer
- Mirren McLeod
Songs in Birthdays[]
- Michael Finnegan
- If You're Happy and You Know It
- Five Little Candles
- Pat a Cake, Pat a Cake
- The Farmer's in His Dell
- Happy Birthday
- Sleeping Bunnies
Birthdays Transcript[]
The whistle’s blowing loudly
Another day begins
Inside the Fun Song Factory
With lots of songs to sing.
Fun Song, Fun Song
Fun Song Factory
There’s nowhere else quite like it
It’s the Fun Song Factory.
Ozzy: Hello! And welcome to the Fun Song Factory! It's a very special day today, it's-- Ooh, I'll tell you in a minute.
Dave, Katy, Justin & the kids: Hello.
Ozzy: Hello everyone.
Justin: Hiya, Ozzy. Hey, what's the factory got in store for us today?
Ozzy: It's Fred's birthday.
Kids: Oh!
Katy: Brilliant. How old is he, Ozzy?
Ozzy: Ooh, er.... I don't know Katy.
Dave: Hey, Hooter, how old is he?
Hooter: Well, he could be 104 or is it 401?
Jamie: Maybe we should ask him.
Ozzy: Maybe we should. Fred?
Fred: Yes, Ozzy?
Ozzy: Could you pop up to the Factory for a minute?
Fred: Of course, Ozzy.
Dave: I wonder if they celebrate birthdays on Fred's world?
Jade: I wonder if they even have birthdays on Fred's world?
Mikayla: They must, everyone that's born has a birthday.
Justin: And everybody celebrates birthdays.
Katy: Well, I'm sure that Fred will tell us.
Ozzy: As this is the Fun Song Factory, let's have a song while we're waiting for him.
Kids: Yeah!
Ozzy: I'm not sure how old Michael Finnegan was, but let's sing about him. Ready?
Dave: Here-- Let's-- Oh yeah, let's see if you keep up. Here we go.
There was an old man called Michael Finnegan
He grew whiskers on his chin-ne-gan
The wind came up and blew them in again
Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again
There was an old man called Michael Finnegan
He grew whiskers on his chin-ne-gan
The wind came up and blew them in again
Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again
There was an old man called Michael Finnegan
He ate winkles of a pin-ne-agan
He grew fat and then grew thin again
Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again
There was an old man called Michael Finnegan
He went out and made a den-ne-gan
His neighbours came and threw him in again
Poor Michael Finnegan, begin again
There was an old called Michael Finnegan
He grew whiskers on his chin-ne-gan
The wind came up and blew them in again
Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again.
Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again
Dave: Hoo, I'm exhausted after that. Hahahaha...
Hooter: Whoo-whoo! Fred's here.
All: Hello Fred!
Fred: Thank you, everyone!
Ozzy: Fred, we were wondering.
Hooter: Are you really old?
Ozzy: Hooter?!
All: Hooter?
Hooter: What? What?
Dave: Well, Fred I was just-- Well, we were just wondering actually, uh, do you celebrate birthdays on your planet before you, uh, came to earth?
Fred: Oh yes. We have a birthday every year, just like you on earth.
Justin: Oh, did you have fun celebrating them?
Fred: I'll say... In my world, we sleep all day on our birthdays.
All: Sleep?
Ozzy: Sleep all day?
Fred: We work so hard for the rest of the year, we sleep on our birthdays.
Katy: Don't you have parties and celebrate???
Fred: No.
Dave: Well, Fred we're gonna celebrate your birthday, our way.
All: Yeah!
Dave: Oh yeah! Okay, get ready for this one, it'll make you smile and if you know it, join in!
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands (clap clap).
Dave: OK, Fred, your turn.
Fred: Alright.
If you're happy and you know it, have a snooze (snooze)
If you're happy and you know it, have a snooze (snooze)
If you're happy and you--
Dave: What?! Hang on! Hang on! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Hey, hey-hey-hey-hey! Come on, come on! Fred, Fred.... Enough, factory! Right, now listen, you are now world now so it means that we celebrate and not sleep, okay?
Fred: Celebrate and not sleep?
Dave: Okay?
Fred: Okay.
Dave: Lovely. Let's get on with it, shall we?
All: Yeah!
Dave: Let's do it again! Oh, you'll love this one. Get ready, it goes like this.
If you're happy and you know it, shout hooray (hooray)
If you're happy and you know it, shout hooray (hooray)
If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it
If you're happy and you know it, shout hooray (hooray).
Katy: Now this time I think we all ought to blow Fred a birthday kiss.
If you're happy and you know it, blow a kiss (blow kiss)
If you're happy and you know it, blow a kiss (blow kiss)
If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it
If you're happy and you know it, blow a kiss (blow kiss).
Justin: Right then, here's one more. If you're happy and you know it, do a dance. Are you ready, everyone?
If you're happy and you know it, do a dance (dance)
If you're happy and you know it, do a dance (dance)
If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it
If you're happy and you know it, do a dance (dance)
If you're happy and you know it, do a dance (dance).
Dave: Oh, yeah!
Justin: Yeah!
Katy: There you go Fred, a happy song just for your birthday.
Fred: Thank you everyone.
Mirren: What else do you want to do on your birthday, Fred?
Fred: I thought I might go in a 40 winks?
Alice: 40 winks?
Katy: It means going to sleep.
Alice: Why can't you have a little nap and take 5 winks?
Dave: Eh-heh-heh. You see, you don't really want to go to sleep on your birthday, do ya!?
Fred: Well, I've always celebrated this way....
Justin: Yeah, but you'll miss out on all the fun!
Katy: And birthday cake.
Fred: I like birthday cake.
Justin: Well, in that case, I think it's time to go to the kitchen!
Kids: Yay!
Katy: So, what are we going to do?
Dave: Eh, well, we're planning a birthday for Fred?
Katy: Something he'd never dream about.
Ozzy: Sally will make him a lovely cake. How about if we play a game too?
Katy: Oh, a birthday game! Brilliant idea! And we can get him a present as well.
Dave: Hey, how about the special guest?
Ozzy & Katy: Special guest, who?
Dave: Ahhhhh, I... have an idea Hahahaha...
Katy: Ooh! Right! And I'll see if I can go find him a present!
Ozzy: And I'll try and think of a game. Do you like birthdays? Yes, so do I. I think I like the birthday cake best of all with all those candles flickering. See the candles, let's sing about them. Now hold up your five little candles. Ready?
5 little candles on the birthday cake
Let's count them all so there's no mistake
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
We counted 5, so there's no doubt
And now it's time to blow one out.
Ozzy: 4 left now.
4 little candles on the birthday cake
Let's count them all so there's no mistake
1, 2, 3, 4
We counted 4, so there's no doubt
And now it's time to blow one out.
Ozzy: 3 left.
3 little candles on the birthday cake
Let's count them all so there's no mistake
1, 2, 3
We counted 3, so there's no doubt
And now it's time to blow one out.
Ozzy: 2 left.
2 little candles on the birthday cake
Let's count them all so there's no mistake
1, 2
We counted 2, so there's no doubt
And now it's time to blow one out.
Ozzy: 1 left.
1 little candle on the birthday cake
Let's count them all so there's no mistake
1
We counted 1, so there's no doubt
And now it's time to blow one out.
Ozzy: Ooooh! Factory? Well done, everyone! I wonder how Sally's getting on with Fred's cake. Oooh, Sally's cakes are delicious!
Jamie: Mmm, smells lovely.
Jade: Oh, I have to eat it all right now.
Sally: No, no, not yet, we have to wait till it cools a bit so that I can put the icing on top of it.
Justin: Ohoho, what kind of icing do you like, Fred?
Fred: Oh, anything, chocolate, vanilla, strawberry.
Sally: Butterscotch?
Fred: Mmm, I love butterscotch.
Sally: Just as well. That's what I've made.
Mirren: How many candles, Fred?
Fred: Golly, quite a lot I think.
Sally: Well, the number of candles has to be the same number as your age you know.
Fred: I know.
Justin: Just how old are you, Fred?
Fred: Hmm, I'm either 104 or 401. I never can remember.
Sally: Well, you can have 5 candles cause that's all I've got, I'm afraid.
Fred: 5, lovely. I like 5.
Sally: Now can you please keep away so I can finish this cake.
Justin: Alright. Come on, let's move out of Sally's way. And as we're baking a cake for Fred's birthday, why don't we sing Pat-a-Cake, Pat-a-Cake. You join in too!
Pat a cake, pat a cake baker's man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
Pat it and prick it and mark it with B
Put it in the oven for baby and me.
Justin: That's great! Right, now you join in with the actions this time, and if you haven't got anyone to do it with just clap your hands. Are you ready?
Pat a cake, pat a cake baker's man (Justin: That's it)
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
Pat it and prick it and mark it with B
Put it in the oven for baby and me.
Justin: Whoa-ho!
Sally: Very good, everyone. I'll let you know when the cake's ready.
Justin: Oh lovely, Sally. Come on, let's get back to the factory. Bye-bye!
Kids: Thanks, Sally!
Ozzy: I have an idea for a game that's a song as well.
Justin: Oh, yeah!
Dave: Yeah! What is it?
Ozzy: Fred, you're going to play the farmer.
Fred: Oh, I like playing the farmer.
Ozzy: We're all going to sing The Farmer's in His Dell.
Katy: Hello!
Justin: Ah, hi Katy, you're just in time for our game!
Katy: Oh, brilliant.
Dave: Alright then, everybody, make a circle and you hold each other's hands. That's lovely!
Ozzy: Sing-along with us, everyone!
Dave: Yeah, 'cause it's Fred's birthday!
The farmer's in his dell
The farmer's in his dell
E I adio
The farmer's in his dell.
The farmer wants a wife
The farmer wants a wife
E I adio
The farmer wants a wife.
Justin: Now, Fred, you gotta choose a wife.
Fred: Oh, right. Uhhhhh, Katy! Yeah.
The wife wants a child
The wife wants a child
E I adio
The wife wants a child.
Katy: Right, who's gonna be my baby? Alice!
Justin: All right, go on then, Alice! Wah-hey-hey!
The child wants a nurse
The child wants a nurse
E I adio
The child wants a nurse.
Katy: Right, who's gonna be the nurse?
Alice: Mirren.
Katy: Mirren's the nurse.
The nurse wants a dog
The nurse wants a dog
E I adio
The nurse wants a dog.
Katy: Right. Who will be...
Mirren: Jamie.
Katy: Jamie's the dog.
We all pat the dog
We all pat the dog
E I adio
We all pat the dog.
Ozzy: Your turn to be the farmer this time, Jamie.
Dave: Oh yeah? All right then, here we go.
The farmer's in his dell
The farmer's in his dell
E I adio
The farmer's in his dell.
Hooter: Whoo-whoo! It's Fred the farmer's birthday surprise.
Dave: Ooh, look out! It's the surprise that I've been planning for. Okay everybody, make a space! Get ready, here it comes! Oh yeah, you just might recognize him too!
Karl:
Ozzy: Hooray!
Karl:
Justin:
Karl:
Justin:
Karl: Yeah, shall we swap?
Justin:
Karl:
Justin:
Karl:
Justin & the kids:
Karl:
Ozzy: That was fantastic! Have you guessed who our clown is? Yes! It's Karl!
Karl: Hello there, everyone. Happy birthday Fred!
Fred: Thank you, Karl!
Sally: Make way, make way.
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Fred
Happy birthday to you.
All: Hooray! (applause)
Katy: Right now, Fred, you can blow the candles out and you can make a wish.
Fred: I can have a wish?
Dave: Oh yes you most certainly can, Fred.
Fred: Here goes!
All:
Ozzy: Hooray!
(Applause)
Katy: There we are. And here's a present and a card from all your friends at the Fun Song Factory.
(Cheering)
Fred:
Mikayla: Can I help you open it, Fred?
Fred: 'Course you can!
(Cheering and applause)
Ozzy: Right, let's finish off with Fred's favourite song.
Fred: My favourite song is Sleeping Bunnies.
Ozzy: We know.
All:
Justin:
See the little bunnies sleeping 'til it's nearly noon
Shall I go and wake them with a merry tune?
They're so still
Are they ill?
WAKE UP, BUNNIES
Hop little bunnies, hop hop hop
Hop little bunnies, hop hop hop
Hop little bunnies, hop hop hop
Hop hop hop hop hop.
Justin:
All:
Justin:
See the little bunnies sleeping 'til it's nearly noon
Shall I go and wake them with a merry tune?
They're so still
Are they ill?
WAKE UP, BUNNIES
Hop little bunnies, hop hop hop
Hop little bunnies, hop hop hop
Hop little bunnies, hop hop hop
Hop hop hop hop hop.
All:
Hooter: Whoo-whoo! Stop that hopping, it's time to go.
All: Oh, no.
Ozzy: Well, thanks everyone for making this a lovely birthday for Fred. did you enjoy your birthday, Fred? Oh. He's asleep. We'll let him sleep. It's his birthday. Thanks for joining us in the Fun Song Factory. See you all next time. Bye.
All: Bye.
The whistle’s blowing loudly
Another day is done
Inside the Fun Song Factory
With lots of songs we've sung.
Fun Song, Fun Song
Fun Song Factory
There’s nowhere else quite like it
It’s the Fun Song Factory.
Presenters in People Who Help[]
- Dave Benson Phillips
- Alex Lovell
- Karl Woolley
Children in People Who Help[]
- Myles Anderson
- Jenny Cachero
- Jade Chaston
- Isabella Cheevers
- Elizabeth Roberts
Songs in People Who Help[]
- This Old Man
- Uncle Bill
- Five Little Firemen
- Miss Polly Had a Dolly
- Follow the Lollipop
- Dingle Dangle Scarecrow
People Who Help Transcript[]
The whistle’s blowing loudly
Another day begins
Inside the Fun Song Factory
With lots of songs to sing.
Fun Song, Fun Song
Fun Song Factory
There’s nowhere else quite like it
It’s the Fun Song Factory.
Ozzy: Hello and...
Hooter: Welcome to the Fun Song Factory.
Ozzy: Thank you, Hooter. We...
Hooter: Hope you're well today, Ozzy.
Ozzy: Well, I...
Hooter: Hope you all are well today.
Ozzy: Hooter, do you mind?
Hooter: Sorry, I was only trying to help.
Ozzy: Thank you. But I really don't need any...
Dave, Alex, Karl & the kids: Hello.
Ozzy: Hello everyone.
Karl: Hello, Ozzy. Are you busy?
Ozzy: No. I...
Alex: Can we help?
Ozzy: But I'm not...
Dave: Oh, anything anything to help, Ozzy?
Ozzy: You're all very eager to help this morning, aren't you?
Dave, Alex, Karl & the kids: Yes.
Ozzy: Then why not help me sing? You too. Ready to sing along with us?
Karl: And join in with all the actions.
This old man, he played 1
He played knick-knack on my drum
With a knick-knack paddywhack
Give the dog a bone
This old man came rolling home.
Karl: Here we go, number 2!
This old man, he played 2
He played knick-knack on my shoe
With a knick-knack paddywhack
Give the dog a bone
This old man came rolling home.
This old man, he played 3
He played knick-knack on my knee
With a knick-knack paddywhack
Give the dog a bone
This old man came rolling home.
Dave: Ooh, my turn now! Get ready!
This old man, he played 4
He played knick-knack on my door
With a knick-knack paddywhack
Give the dog a bone
This old man came rolling home.
This old man, he played 5
He played knick-knack on my hive
With a knick-knack paddywhack
Give the dog a bone
This old man came rolling home.
This old man, he played 6
He played knick-knack on my sticks
With a knick-knack paddywhack
Give the dog a bone
This old man came rolling home.
This old man, he played 7
He played knick-knack up in heaven
With a knick-knack paddywhack
Give the dog a bone
This old man came rolling home.
This old man, he played 8
He played knick-knack on my gate
With a knick-knack paddywhack
Give the dog a bone
This old man came rolling home.
This old man, he played 9
He played knick-knack on my line
With a knick-knack paddywhack
Give the dog a bone
This old man came rolling home.
Karl: Come on, everybody, together now, and join in with us!
This old man, he played 10
He played knick-knack on my hen
With a knick-knack paddywhack
Give the dog a bone
This old man came rolling home.
Karl: Again.
This old man came rolling home.
Hooter: Whoo-whoo! Quite a character that old man.
Ozzy:
Karl:
Ozzy: Yes, I imagine he was.
Karl:
Dave: People? What kind of special people?
Karl:
Alex:
Karl:
Dave: People who help us everyday.
All: Think, think, think, think, think.
Karl: Hang on a minute, Factory?
Dave:
Karl: Don't worry, I'll be back in a jiffy.
Ozzy: I think Karl means people you meet everyday whose job it is to help you.
Karl:
Alex & the kids: Policeman.
Alex:
Ozzy: That's right.
Isabella: My uncle Bill's a policeman.
Karl: Alright then, Isabella
Isabella:
Karl: He sounds fantastic.
Isabella: Well, let's sing about him.
Karl: We will.
Uncle Bill has two large feet
He wears shiny boots and he works on the street
He isn't a postman, doesn't drive a bus
Doesn't dig up the street, he's there to help us.
He's a policeman and he stands like this
He's a policeman and he stops traffic like that
Uncle Bill is our friend, he's cheerful to the very end
He'll always try to do his best on that you can depend
'Cos Uncle Bill's our friend.
Uncle Bill is very strong
He sort things when there's something going wrong
He helps old ladies cross the street
He'll even chase a robber 'cos he's light on his feet.
He's a policeman and he stands like this
He's a policeman and he stops traffic like that
Uncle Bill is our friend, he's cheerful to the very end
He'll always try to do his best on that you can depend
'Cos Uncle Bill's our friend
'Cos Uncle Bill's our friend.
Dave:
Karl:
Alex:
Dave:
Ozzy: You look very good as a policeman, Karl.
Karl:
Ozzy:
Karl:
Ozzy: Karl, shall we sing the 5 little firemen song?
Karl:
Five little firemen standing in a row
1 2 3 4 5 they go
Hop on the engine, with a shout
Quicker than a wink, the fire is out
Karl:
Four little firemen standing in a row
1 2 3 4 shh they go
Hop on the engine, with a shout
Quicker than a wink, the fire is out
Ozzy: Hold up 3 this time.
Karl:
Three little firemen standing in a row
1 2 3 shh shh they go
Hop on the engine, with a shout
Quicker than a wink, the fire is out
Karl:
Two little firemen standing in a row
1 2 shh shh shh they go
Hop on the engine, with a shout
Quicker than a wink, the fire is out
Karl: Uh-oh!
Ozzy: Only 1 little fireman left.
Karl: Uh-oh!
One little fireman standing in a row
1 shh shh shh shh they go
Hop on the engine, with a shout
Quicker than a wink, the fire is out
Karl: Oh my word, there are no firemen left so that's
No little firemen standing in a row
shh shh shh shh shh they go
Hop on the engine, with a shout
Quicker than a wink, the fire is out
Karl:
Ozzy: So the next time you see a fire engine, wave!
Alex: Right, let's have a look at all the clues that Sally's given us and try and decide what special person we have to guess.
Jade: There's a dolly.
Alex: Mmm.
Jenny: And there's a thing to listen to your chest.
Sally: That's right, it's a stethoscope.
Alex: That's right, and here we have a thermometer. Now, this is used for taking your temperature. can you guess?
Kids: A doctor.
Alex: Yeah.
Karl: Somebody call....
Sally: Dr. Karl!
Karl: Hey, did someone say c-- All right now listen stick out your tongues and go errrrrrr....
Alex, Sally, Myles, Jenny & Jade: Errrrrr...
Karl: Ah, yes, well I think that I think you're all very healthy!
Alex, Sally, Myles, Jenny & Jade: Hooray!
Karl: You see, doctors are helping people all the time!
Alex: Yeah! My doctor certainly helps me when I'm feeling poorly!
Myles: Doctors usually know when you're really sick.
Sally: That's right! A doctor knows how to examine you and knows what kind of medicine you should have.
Jade: I was really sick once and the doctor came to see me at my house.
Karl: Well, we're all very glad that you're better now. aren't we everybody?
Alex: Oh yes!
Jade & Jenny: Yes!
Karl:
Alex: And if you know Miss Polly Had a Dolly, join in with us.
Miss Polly had a dolly who was sick, sick, sick
So she called for the doctor to come quick, quick, quick
The doctor came with his bag and his hat
And he knock at the door with a rat-a-tat-tat.
Karl: All right, let's see what we're gonna do. We gotta have a look at the dolly and see what's wrong with it.
He looked at the dolly and he shook his head
And said "Miss Polly, put her straight to bed"
He wrote on a paper for a pill, pill, pill
"That will make her better, yes it will, will, will".
Karl:
Alex: Yeah, doctors certainly are special people. Thanks for all the clues, Sally.
Myles, Jenny & Jade: Thank you, Sally.
Sally: Oh you're welcome. And speaking of helping, help yourselves to some fun song flakes and a nice cup of tea.
Karl:
Dave: Ooh, it's a tricky one, Fred.
Isabella & Elizabeth: A very tricky one.
Dave: A lollipop, a car and a zebra. It's a very tricky one.
Fred: Shall I give you some help, Dave?
Dave: Oh, I suppose so, Fred, yes please.
Fred: First of all, think about the zebra clue.
Dave:
Isabella: Yes, a zebra looks like a horse with stripes.
Fred: Ah, stripes. That's your clue.
Dave: What, stripes?
Fred:
Dave:
Fred: That's right.
Dave:
Fred: Who sometimes stops the cars at the crossing to let you cross?
Dave:
Isabella & Elizabeth: A lollipop lady.
Fred:
Karl: I'm here.
Dave:
Isabella: We guessed it! A lollipop lady. And you do look lovely, Karl.
Karl:
Elizabeth: She stops traffic and helps us cross the road.
Karl:
Dave:
Karl:
Dave:
Karl:
Stop, look, listen before you cross the road
Stop, look, listen before you cross the road.
Stop at the kerb, stop at the kerb
Look both ways, look both ways
Listen out for cars, listen out for cars
And listen to what I say.
Follow the lollipop, cross the road with care
Follow the lollipop, they will see you there
Follow the lollipop, to the other side
Follow the lollipop, they will be your guide.
Karl:
Dave:
Karl: Yes, copy what I do.
Stop, look, listen before you cross the road
Stop, look, listen before you cross the road.
Stop at the kerb, stop at the kerb
Look both ways, look both ways
Listen out for cars, listen out for cars
And listen to what I say.
Follow the lollipop, cross the road with care
Follow the lollipop, they will see you there
Follow the lollipop, to the other side
Follow the lollipop, they will be your guide.
Dave:
Isabella & Elizabeth: Bye, Fred.
Fred:
Ozzy: Whoa! Did everyone
All: Yes.
Ozzy:
Elizabeth: A policeman.
Jade: A firefighter.
Jenny: A doctor.
Isabella: And a lollipop lady.
Ozzy: You did very well. Did you guess them at home?
Hooter: Whoo-whoo! We have to finish soon.
Ozzy: Before we do, here's a song not about someONE who helps but someTHING that helps us. Ready, Karl? Just one more?
Karl:
Ozzy: Come on, everyone.
When all the cows were sleeping
And the sun had gone to bed
Up jumped the scarecrow
And this is what he said.
I'm a dingle dangle scarecrow
With a flippy floppy hat
I can shake my hands like this
And shake my feet like that.
When all the hens were roosting
And the moon behind a cloud
Up jumped the scarecrow
And shouted very loud.
I'm a dingle dangle scarecrow
With a flippy floppy hat
I can shake my hands like this
And shake my feet like that.
When the dogs were in the kennels
And the doves were in the loft
Up jumped the scarecrow
And whispered very soft.
I'm a dingle dangle scarecrow
With a flippy floppy hat
I can shake my hands like this
And shake my feet like that.
I'm a dingle dangle scarecrow
With a flippy floppy hat
I can shake my hands like this
And shake my feet like that.
Hooter: Whoo-whoo! It's time to go!
Karl: Hey-hey-hey-hey, Ozzy, erm, can I change back to normal please?
Ozzy: Of course you can, Karl.
Karl: Thank you very much, haha. Hahahaha!
Ozzy: See you all next time at the Fun Song Factory!
All: Bye!
The whistle’s blowing loudly
Another day is done
Inside the Fun Song Factory
With lots of songs we've sung.
Fun Song, Fun Song
Fun Song Factory
There’s nowhere else quite like it
It’s the Fun Song Factory.
Presenters in Sounds[]
- Dave Benson Phillips
- Alex Lovell
- Justin Fletcher
Children in Sounds[]
- Dayle Hodge
- Elizabeth Roberts
- Mirren McLeod
- William Stokes
- Alex Pooley
Songs in Sounds[]
- Cows in the Kitchen
- Oranges and Lemons
- Oh We Can Play on the Big Bass Drum
- Walking Through the Jungle
- In the Middle of the Night
Sounds Transcript[]
The whistle’s blowing loudly
Another day begins
Inside the Fun Song Factory
With lots of songs to sing.
Fun Song, Fun Song
Fun Song Factory
There’s nowhere else quite like it
It’s the Fun Song Factory.
Ozzy: Hello everyone. Welcome to the Fun Song Factory. Hooter, say hello.
Hooter: Cock a doodle doo.
Ozzy: Oh! Why are you making a noise like a cockerel, Hooter?
Hooter: Woof, woof.
Ozzy: Hooter! What are you doing? You sounded like a dog that time.
Hooter: Baa, baa.
Ozzy: Ohhhhh! He sounded like a sheep! Hooter isn't making hooter sounds! I wonder why... Fred? Fred? Ozzy calling Fred?
Fred: Yes, Ozzy, I can hear you.
Ozzy: Hooter isn't making hooter sounds, Fred. Listen!
Hooter: Meow, meow.
Fred: Hmm... Sounds like a broken noble wire is sticking to his fleek wheel. I'll be with you in a jiffy, Ozzy.
Ozzy: Don't worry Hooter, Fred is on his way.
Hooter: Oink, oink.
Ozzy: You sounded like a pig. Oh, sorry for laughing, Hooter!
Hooter: Oink oink oink oink, oink oink oink oink, oink.
Ozzy: Well, at least the doorbell sounds like a doorbell.
Dave: Whay! Hello! Hahaha! Ha! Hello Ozzy, old mate, how are you?
Ozzy: Well....
Kids: Hello. Hello Ozzy, hello Hooter.
Dave: Oh yeah, what will I-- Hooter, how are you?
Hooter: Hee-haw! Hee-haw!
Dave: Hang on! You sounded like a donkey! What's happened to Hooter's hoot?!
Ozzy: I don't know.
Alex L & Justin: Hello!
Justin: Hello everyone!
Dave & Ozzy: Hello.
Justin: Hey, what we thought there was no one here!
Alex L: Yeah, we couldn't hear any sounds coming from the factory.
Justin: We couldn't even hear anyone singing.
Dayle: We have a problem.
Alex L: We do?
Dave: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Hooter's lost his hoot?
Justin: Lost his hoot?
Hooter: Moo! Moo!
Justin: What is he doing?
Hooter: Moo! Moo! Moo!
Ozzy: You see, Hooter's a cow now, and I don't think he's very happy about it.
Dave: Yeah, Hooter.
Hooter: Moo!
Ozzy: While we waiting for Fred, we might as well sing a song. The factory's bursting to get going and it will cheer up Hooter!
Justin: Great!
Ozzy: Oh, this is a good one, Factory! Hooter will be able to join in with this one and you join in too. Get your horns ready if you have them!
Cows in the kitchen, moo moo moo
Cows in the kitchen, moo moo moo
Cows in the kitchen, moo moo moo
What shall we do, Tom Farmer?
Dave: Hey, what about the ducks?
Alex L: They are in the dustbins. Get your duck beaks ready and remember ducks make a quack quack sound.
Ducks in the dustbin, quack quack quack
Ducks in the dustbin, quack quack quack
Ducks in the dustbin, quack quack quack
What shall we do, Tom Farmer?
Justin: Yeah! Then there's the pigs! And this is the action for pigs, it goes oink oink oink oink. So let's hear all those piggy sounds. Are you ready? Here we go!
Pigs in the garden, oink oink oink
Pigs in the garden, oink oink oink
Pigs in the garden, oink oink oink
What shall we do, Tom Farmer?
Ozzy: Well, the only thing you can do is chase them away, like this... Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
Chase them away then, shoo shoo shoo
Chase them away then, shoo shoo shoo
Chase them away then, shoo shoo shoo
That's what we'll do, Tom Farmer!
All: Shoo, shoo! Shoo, shoo!
Fred: Hello, everyone.
All: Hello, Fred.
Ozzy: Hello, Fred. Oh, we're really happy you're here, Fred.
Justin: Yeah!
Hooter: *monkey sounds*
Elizabeth: What's wrong with him, Fred?
Fred:
William: Don't worry Hooter, Fred will fix you.
Fred: Now where's my novel glue?
Hooter:
Alex P: He's so funny.
Justin: And now he thinks he's a chicken.
Hooter:
Alex L: And now he's a duck.
Fred: I'll have you mended in a jiffy, Hooter.
Hooter: Baaa! Baaaaaa!
Fred: Don't rush me please! This is delicate work.
Dayle: Can the factory make lots of different sounds, Ozzy?
Ozzy: Yes, any sounds you want. From tiny mouse sounds to huge bell sounds.
Justin:
Ozzy: Alright, Justin.
Oranges and lemons, say the bells of St Clements
You owe me five farthings, say the bells of St Martin's
When will you pay me? say the bells of Old Bailey
When I grow rich, say the bells of Shoreditch
When will that be? say the bells of Stepney
I'm sure I don't know, says the great bell of Bow.
Hooter: Whoo-whoo!
Fred: All fixed.
All: Hooray!!
Elizabeth: Hooter's got his hoot back.
Hooter: Whoo-whoo! Ah, that's much better. Quack quack quack quack quack!
Ozzy: Oh, dear.
All: Oh, no.
Fred: Hmm... novels too tight. Just a little tap with my hammer we'll fix it.
Ozzy: Oh, it's been one of those days. There's no telling what sounds gonna come out next!
Dave: Is there anything we could do to help Hooter?
Fred: No need, soon as I find my hammer.
Alex L: Well maybe if we make some familiar sounds the kinda Hooter's used to hearing.
Mirren: Yes, would that help Ozzy?
Dayle: How about musical sounds?
Ozzy: Yes, those are the sounds that the factory makes. Hooter will like that.
Dave: Yeah, well done Dayle.
Justin: Musical instruments, well let's try those.
Alex P: Hooter, are you ready?
Hooter: Beep beep!
Oh we can play on the big bass drum
And this is the music to it
(drum plays), goes the big bass drum
And that's the way we do it.
Oh we can play on the saxophone
And this is the music to it
(saxophone plays), goes the saxophone
And that's the way we do it.
Dave: I think we'll have some of that, here we go.
Oh we can play on the double bass
And this is the music to it
(double bass plays), goes the double bass
And that's the way we do it.
Dave: Here we go! Hey, how ya doin'?
Elizabeth: Cool.
Dave: Yeah! Uh, uh!
Alex P: I've got one.
Oh we can play on the triangle
And this is the music to it
(triangle tings), goes the triangle
And that's the way we do it.
Mirren: Justin, over here.
Justin: Right, come on then, Mirren!
Oh we can play on the piano
And this is the music to it
(piano tinkles), goes the piano
And that's the way we do it
Dave: Oh-kay! Take it home, fellas! Uh!
And that's the way we do it.
Hooter: Whoo-whoo, I've got my hoot back.
Ozzy, Dave, Alex L & Justin: Hey hey!
Ozzy: Well done, Fred.
Fred: Well, I did my best but to think making those musical sounds really did the trick.
Hooter: Whoo-whoo, thanks everyone.
Dave: I'll tell you what those animal noises did make me giggle!
Justin: Ohhhh, there's a sound you don't hear much at the F-F-Fun Song Factory
Alex P: A tiger.
Dave: A tiger?
Ozzy: Don't worry, it was the factory making that sound.
Justin: Yeah but why?
Ozzy: I think the factory is having a bit of fun today.
Dave: Yeah, farm animal noises. Moo, quack, oink!
Alex L: And the bells. Ding dong! Ding dong!
Dave: Yeah, mind you I do like that tiger sound.
Ozzy: Yes, listen to the sounds.
Justin: There are so many of them.
Alex L: Listen! Can you hear that?
Ozzy: Ooooh!
Walking through the jungle, walking through the jungle
What do you see, what do you see?
If you hear a noise (shh, shh, shh, shh)
What could it be, what could it be?
Mirren:
Oh well I think it was a tiger (roar, roar)
I think it was a tiger (roar, roar)
Think it was a tiger (roar)
Looking for his tea, looking for his tea.
Dave:
Walking through the jungle, walking through the jungle
What do you see, what do you see?
If you hear a noise (shh, shh, shh, shh)
What could it be, what could it be?
Dave: I don't wanna do this! I don't wanna do it!
(Snake hisses)
Ozzy: Ohhh!
Oh well I think it was a snake (hiss, hiss)
I think it was a snake (hiss, hiss)
Think it was a snake (hiss)
Looking for his tea, looking for his tea.
Justin:
Alex L: And animals.
Dave:
Alex L: I can hear a chattering sound. Let's see what it is.
Walking through the jungle, walking through the jungle
What do you see, what do you see?
If you hear a noise (shh, shh, shh, shh)
What could it be, what could it be?
Dayle & William:
Oh well I think it was a monkey (monkey sound)
I think it was a monkey (monkey sound)
Think it was a monkey (monkey sound)
Looking for his tea, looking for his tea.
Ozzy: Oh, I enjoyed that! Those animal noises sounded so real.
Hooter: Tigers are very beautiful but they're big cats and they're very fierce.
Fred: Sally's my kind of cat.
Sally: Fred, Fred? Fred, you were supposed to help me, come down here immediately!
Fred: Oops, I forgot. I must go, goodbye.
Ozzy: Bye, Fred.
Alex L: After all those sounds I'd love some peace and quiet.
Dave: Ooh, can we be quiet? Is it possible?
Ozzy: Let's try. Everyone sit down.
Dave & Justin: Oh, right.
Ozzy: Close your eyes and be very quiet. Very, very quiet. See how quiet we can be. Everyone keep your eyes closed and let's play a little game. What can you hear?
Mirren: Birds.
Ozzy: Good! Now listen again. Are you listening at home? What sound can you hear next?
Dayle: It's a clock.
Ozzy: Right, Dayle. Now, what's this?
Elizabeth: Cymbals.
Ozzy: That's right, Elizabeth! Now what about this?
William: Bells.
Ozzy: Well done, William! What's next? Oh, a drum! Great idea, Factory! Let's make sounds with musical instruments.
All: Yeah!
Ozzy: Cymbals.
Dave: Ooh. That was nice.
Ozzy: Claves. Shakers.
Justin: Oh, I'll take those! Ho ho!
Ozzy: A school bell. Triangle.
Dave: Go on then. Ah yeah.
Ozzy: Sleigh bells.
Dave: Yeah. Oh!
Ozzy: Drum.
Dave: Yeah! That's loud!
Ozzy: A whistle. A conductor's baton. I'll be the conductor, let's all play our instruments.
Mirren: The thunder goes crash in the middle of the night
The thunder goes crash in the middle of the night
The thunder goes crash in the middle of the night
The thunder goes crash in the middle of the night
In the middle of the night.
Alex P: The lightning goes crack in the middle of the night
The lightning goes crack in the middle of the night
The lightning goes crack in the middle of the night
The lightning goes crack and the thunder goes crash
In the middle of the night.
Justin: The curtains go swish in the middle of the night
The curtains go swish in the middle of the night
The curtains go swish in the middle of the night
The curtains go swish and the lightning goes crack and the thunder goes crash
In the middle of the night.
William: The bell goes clang in the middle of the night
The bell goes clang in the middle of the night
The bell goes clang in the middle of the night
The bell goes clang and the curtains go swish and the lightning goes crack and the thunder goes crash
In the middle of the night.
Alex L: An owl goes woo in the middle of the night
An owl goes woo in the middle of the night
An owl goes woo in the middle of the night
An owl goes woo and the bell goes clang and the curtains go swish and the lightning goes crack and the thunder goes crash
In the middle of the night.
Elizabeth: The telephone rings in the middle of the night
The telephone rings in the middle of the night
The telephone rings in the middle of the night
The telephone rings and an owl goes woo and the bell goes clang and the curtains go swish and the lightning goes crack and the thunder goes crash
In the middle of the night.
Dayle: The big clock chimes in the middle of the night
The big clock chimes in the middle of the night
The big clock chimes in the middle of the night
The big clock chimes and the telephone rings and an owl goes woo and the bell goes clang and the curtains go swish and the lightning goes crack and the thunder goes crash
In the middle of the night.
Dave: A door goes bang in the middle of the night
The door goes bang in the middle of the night
The door goes bang in the middle of the night
The door goes bang and the big clock chimes and the telephone rings and an owl goes woo and the bell goes clang and the curtains go swish and the lightning goes crack and the thunder goes crash
In the middle of the night.
Ozzy: Oh ho ho! Fantastic everyone!
Hooter: Cock-a-doodle-doo!
All: Oh, no!!
Ozzy: Oh no! Not again! Oohhh!
Hooter: Just kidding, whoo-whoo!
Ozzy: *giggles* See you next time at the Fun Song Factory!
All: Bye-bye.
The whistle’s blowing loudly
Another day is done
Inside the Fun Song Factory
With lots of songs we've sung.
Fun Song, Fun Song
Fun Song Factory
There’s nowhere else quite like it
It’s the Fun Song Factory.
Presenters in Big and Small[]
- Dave Benson Phillips
- Katy Stephens
Children in Big and Small[]
- Kizzi Carnegie
- Myles Anderson
- Jenny Cachero
- Alice Connor
- Jade Chaston
Songs in Big and Small[]
- You Know You Have a Friend
- Size Magic
- We Think Mice Are Rather Nice
- The Ant and the Elephant
- My Friend's Orange
- I'm the Same As You
- I Saw a Giant Walking
Big and Small Transcript[]
The whistle’s blowing loudly
Another day begins
Inside the Fun Song Factory
With lots of songs to sing.
Fun Song, Fun Song
Fun Song Factory
There’s nowhere else quite like it
It’s the Fun Song Factory.
Ozzy: Hello everyone! Welcome to the Fun Song Factory! Are you big? Are you small? Are you teensy-weensy? Are you huge? Well, whatever you are, Hello and welcome!
Hooter: Yes, even if you're yellow and fuzzy.
Ozzy: Especially if you're yellow and fuzzy, like me.
Sally: Ozzy, Ozzy, Sally calling Ozzy!
Ozzy: Hello Sally, what's the matter?
Sally: Help!
Ozzy: Oh, dear.
Sally: Oh, Ozzy! Ozzy, thank goodness you're here! I-I need some help! The kitchen's been invaded!
Ozzy: Invaded, what by?
Sally: A mouse,
Ozzy:
Sally: YES!!!
Ozzy: A mouse isn't huge Sally, it's tiny.
Sally: AHHH! AHH!
Ozzy: We'll be down soon, Sally, don't worry!
Sally: Don't be long!
Ozzy: Everybody's here!
Dave, Katy & the kids: Hello!
Ozzy: Aw, friends! I'm so happy to see you all!
Kizzi: And we're very happy to see you after all we are your friend.
Myles: What is a friend?
Dave: Aw, now it is very simple.
You know you have a friend when they wave to you
Dave: Woo! That's lovely! Haha!
You know you have a friend when they wave to you
Dave: Ooh-wee! Lovely!
They'll always cheer you up when you are feeling blue
Hello there, ooh lovely, how do you do?
Dave:
Katy: Now there is another way of knowing you have a friend and that's by shouting HELLO!
You know you have a friend when they shout hello
Katy: Hello!
Jenny, Alice & Jade: Hello!
Ozzy: Hello!
You know you have a friend when they shout hello
Katy: Hello!
Ozzy: Ohhhhh!
Everytime you play you never want them to go-oh
Hello there (Kizzi & Myles: Hello!), how do you do?
Ozzy:
Katy:
All: Hello.
Ozzy: My turn and this is my favourite.
You know you have a friend when they give you a hug
You know you have a friend when they give you a hug
They make you feel as cosy as a bug in a rug
Go on then, give them a hug.
Ozzy: Come on, Katy! Give us a hug! Are you hugging anyone?
Dave:
You know you have a friend when they dance with you
You know you have a friend when they dance with you
You have to choose a partner 'cause it's better with two
Come on then, you do it too
Everyone dance
Now's your chance
To say how do you do?
Dave, Katy & Ozzy: Yeah!
Ozzy: Charmed, I'm sure!
Dave:
Katy:
Myles: Tea break!
Kids: Yay!
Dave: Tea break?! But we've only just started!
Katy:
Ozzy: Never mind Dave, let's go and help Sally.
Dave: Yeah, after all, what are friends for.
All: Sally! Sally!
Ozzy: Sally? Where are you?
Sally:
Ozzy: It was only a mouse Sally.
Sally: Oh, oh!
Ozzy: It's more scared of you than you are of it.
Myles: I bet it thinks you're the big monster.
Sally: I don't care! I don't like mice that this old and they scare me around all over the place, yuck!
Ozzy:
Sally:
Katy:
Sally:
Kids: Yay!
Jenny: Watch it!
Myles: Sorry!
Dave: Yeah, you alright, Jenny?
Jenny: I'm alright, but I can't wait till I grow big.
Katy: *chuckle* I thought you liked being small.
Jenny:
Myles: I can't help it if I'm bigger than you.
Jenny: It's not just you Myles,
Kizzi: I remember being small, it was fun.
Dave: What, nobody trod on you?
Kizzi:
Katy:
Jenny: Like a mouse?
Dave:
Sally: Oh please! One mouse is enough.
Jenny: I'd love to be really big!
Katy: Oh yeah and I'd like to be really teeny-weeny just to see what it was like.
Ozzy: Ooh! I have an idea! Everybody back upstairs!
Sally: But what about your tea?
Dave: No, sorry, see you later Sally.
Ozzy: Sorry, it'll have to wait.
Sally: *sighs* Typical.
All: Yay!
Ozzy: I have a wonderful idea and the factory is going to help me!
Dave: Oh yeah, how?
Ozzy:
Dave: Ooh!
Ozzy:
Dave: Size magic?
Now, if you think somebody is being unfair
Just take a moment to show that you care
If you are tall just remember what is like being small
If you are small just imagine a world where you're tall
If those of you who once were tall, are going to find out what is like being small
If those of you who once were small, are going to find out what is like being tall
Dave:
Ozzy: Oh, watch out, Dave! Stop!
Dave: Sorry, Katy.
Ozzy:
Jade:
Kizzi:
Katy: Shh. Listen.
Myles: Giants!
Katy: Oh no! Look out! It's the other children!
Jade: They're coming this way!
Kizzi: Can they see us?!
Myles: They're too big!
Jade: They're going to step on us!
Katy: Quick, duck under here. Phew-ee.
Kizzi:
Jade: And scurrying.
Myles: So it won't get stepped on. What's that?
Katy:
All: AHHH!
Kizzi: What a HUGE mouse.
Katy:
Jade: Are you alright?
Mouse: Not really, no.
Jade: What's wrong?
Mouse:
Katy:
Myles: Frightened of getting stepped on.
Mouse:
Jade:
Kizzi:
Katy: Oh, we're not afraid of you, aren't we?
We think mice are rather nice
Their tails are long, their face is small
They haven't any chins at all
Their ears are pink, their teeth are white
They run around the house at night
They nibble things they shouldn't touch
And no-one seems to like them much
But we think mice are rather nice.
Katy: Would you like to cheer up the mouse with us? Right now, get your long tail ready and your little pink ears.
We think mice are rather nice
Their tails are long, their face is small
They haven't any chins at all
Their ears are pink, their teeth are white
They run around the house at night
They nibble things they shouldn't touch
And no-one seems to like them much
But we think mice are rather nice.
Katy: We do.
Kizzi: Can we go back?
Jade:
Myles: Then she won't be frightened of him.
Katy: Good idea, come on Mouse.
Mouse:
Dave:
Alice:
Ozzy: I've never seen anyone so big.
Dave:
Jenny:
Ozzy:
Dave:
Ozzy: You're too big.
Alice: But we want to go to the park.
Dave:
Ozzy: You'll destroy the wall.
Jenny: But we want to play.
Dave:
Jenny: Do you think you have some cups big enough for us?
Dave:
Alice:
Jenny:
Dave: Now funnily enough, that reminds me of a story. I'll tell you
The ant and the elephant went walking one day
They both had a thought and wanted to say
That if they swap places, it will be so much fun
A tiny little elephant and an ant that weighs a tonne.
Dave: Can you imagine that, an enormous ant.
But things didn't work out what they had planned
The tiny little elephant got lost in the sand
Now ants big as houses scare everyone away
So both friends were lonely, there was no one there to play.
Dave: Do you wanna know what happens next? Get ready.
Next morning when the sun rose, they jumped up with glee
The elephant was enormous, the size he should be
On his trunk sat the ant, the size he was before
And he promised not to (What?) what the other had anymore
The end
Alice:
Dave:
Alice:
Kizzi: Ozzy, we don't like being this small.
Dave:
Ozzy: Now that you've seen things from each other's point of view, would you like to get back to normal size?
Katy, Kizzi, Myles & Jade: Yes, please Ozzy?
Jenny & Alice: Please, Ozzy please?
Hooter: Let the big be small and the small be big.
All: Yay!
Jenny:
Alice:
Myles:
Jenny:
Katy: We made a new friend.
Jade:
Sally: Scared, scared of what?
Katy:
Sally:
Kizzi: Don't be silly, Sally.
Myles:
Jade:
Sally:
Fred: Different, who's different?
Ozzy: There you go, look at Fred, Sally. He's about as different from me as he could get. I'm big, he's small, I'm yellow, he's orange.
My friend's orange with a long green nose
His hair is yellow and it never grows
He comes from a planet where no wind blows
But inside he's just like me
So what (so what) so what (so what)
Who cares how many eyes he's got?
He's my friend and I like him a lot
So what (so what) so what.
Fred: Bye, Ozzy.
Ozzy: Thank you, Fred. I think if we were all the same, it would be very boring.
I'm the same as you
You're the same as me
She's the same as him
He's the same as her
We're the same as them
You do what I do
I do what you do
Oh, how boring?
Ozzy: Oh, that is boring.
Sally: OK Mouse, I'll be your friend.
Mouse:
Sally: Oh, I love cheese tea.
Dave:
Hooter: Wrap it up, folks.
Ozzy: Goodness, it's time to go. But before we do, this song is about
I saw a giant walking and he walked like this
Walked like this, walked like this
I saw a giant walking and he walked like this
All on my way to school.
Katy: Now, this time
I saw a mousey walking and he scurried like this
Scurried like this, scurried like this
I saw a mousey walking and he scurried like this
All on my way to school.
Kizzi: Now, this one's about the cat.
Myles: So you have to prowl.
Dave:
I saw a cat walking and he prowled like this
Prowled like this, prowled like this
I saw a cat walking and he prowled like this
All on my way to school.
Dave: OK everyone,
I saw a ducky walking and he waddled like this
Waddled like this, waddled like this
I saw a ducky walking and he waddled like this
All on my way to school.
Dave:
I heard the school bell ringing and I ran like this
Ran like this, ran like this
I heard the school bell ringing and I ran like this
All on my way to school.
Hooter: Time to RUN home.
Ozzy: Thanks for being with us in the Fun Song Factory. See you next time.
All: Bye.
The whistle’s blowing loudly
Another day is done
Inside the Fun Song Factory
With lots of songs we've sung.
Fun Song, Fun Song
Fun Song Factory
There’s nowhere else quite like it
It’s the Fun Song Factory.
Presenters in Farm Animals[]
- Dave Benson Phillips
- Alex Lovell
- Nick Mercer (Old MacDonald)
Children in Farm Animals[]
- Isabella Cheevers
- Jamie Meyer
- Mikayla Jones
- Amber Charles
- Francesca Baldwin
Songs in Farm Animals[]
- There's a Cow in the Kitchen
- Horsey Horsey
- Five Little Ducks Went Swimming One Day
- This Little Piggy
- Chick, Chick, Chick, Chick Chicken
- Mary Had a Little Lamb
- Old MacDonald Had a Farm
Farm Animals Transcript[]
The whistle’s blowing loudly
Another day begins
Inside the Fun Song Factory
With lots of songs to sing.
Fun Song, Fun Song
Fun Song Factory
There’s nowhere else quite like it
It’s the Fun Song Factory.
Ozzy: Hello everyone. Welcome to the Fun Song Factory.
Hooter: Hi everyone, I hope you like the sounds and the smells of the countryside.
Ozzy:
Alex & the kids: Hello.
Ozzy:
Alex: Oooh, a special visitor?
Ozzy: He's my good friend from the countryside.
Isabella:
Ozzy:
Alex: Brilliant.
Alex & the kids: Yay!
Mikayla: What's his name, Ozzy?
Ozzy: His name is.. He's here.
Dave: Hello.
All: Dave!
Dave:
Hooter: Uh-oh!
Ozzy: Oh, dear.
Dave:
Alex:
Ozzy: I hope that's him, it is, it's my friend Old MacDonald. Come in.
All: Hello.
Ozzy:
Old MacDonald:
All: Hello.
Old MacDonald:
Jamie: Don't worry Old MacDonald, we'll help you round them up.
Old MacDonald: Thank you very much, that's very kind.
Ozzy:
Old MacDonald:
Ozzy:
Old MacDonald:
Ozzy:
Old MacDonald: Oh, dear.
Mikayla: Don't worry Old MacDonald, we'll help you round them up.
Alex: Yeah, don't worry Old MacDonald because the Fun Song Factory will help us too.
Ozzy:
Dave:
All: Ready!
There's a cow in the kitchen, moo moo moo
A cow in the kitchen, moo moo moo
A cow in the kitchen, moo moo moo
What shall we do Old Farmer?
Old MacDonald:
Alex: No problem.
Old MacDonald:
There are ducks in the paint shop, quack quack quack
Ducks in the paint shop, quack quack quack
Ducks in the paint shop, quack quack quack
What shall we do Old Farmer?
Old MacDonald:
Dave: Go on, then.
Ozzy:
Old MacDonald:
Pig in the engine room, oink oink oink
Pig in the engine room, oink oink oink
Pig in the engine room, oink oink oink
What shall we do Old Farmer?
Hooter: Whoo-whoo!
Mikayla: I wonder if Dave and Alex had any luck with their animals?
Old MacDonald:
Sally: Will you put my potato masher and fish slice down please?
Alex:
Sally:
Alex:
Sally:
Alex:
Sally:
Alex:
Sally:
Alex:
Sally: And the cow might follow the horse.
Alex:
Horsey horsey don't you stop
Just let your feet go clippety clop
Your tail goes swish and the wheels go round
Giddy up, we're homeward bound!
Sally:
Alex:
Sally:
Alex:
We ain't in a hussle, we ain't in a bussle
Don't go tearing up the road
We ain't in a hurry, we ain't in a flurry
And we ain't got a very heavy load.
Sally:
Alex:
Horsey horsey don't you stop
Just let your feet go clippety clop
Your tail goes swish and the wheels go round
Giddy up, we're homeward bound!
Alex: Bye, Sally.
Sally: Goodbye. Oh, what a mess, time for a nice cup of tea.
Dave:
Jamie: When we get near them, they just fly away.
Green: One of the ducks is bigger than the others.
Dave:
Francesca: And they're her 5 little ducks.
Yellow:
Dave:
Jamie: The story about them going away from the pond?
Dave:
Amber: Just like in the story.
Orange: Would you tell us the story please?
Dave:
5 little ducks went swimming one day
Over the pond and far away
Mother duck said quack, quack, quack, quack
But only 4 little ducks came back.
Dave:
4 little ducks went swimming one day
Over the pond and far away
Mother duck said quack, quack, quack, quack
But only 3 little ducks came back.
Dave:
3 little ducks went swimming one day
Over the pond and far away
Mother duck said quack, quack, quack, quack
But only 2 little ducks came back.
Dave:
2 little ducks went swimming one day
Over the pond and far away
Mother duck said quack, quack, quack, quack
But only 1 little duck came back.
Jamie: 1 little duck, I wonder if that will go.
Dave:
1 little duck went swimming one day
Over the pond and far away
Mother duck said quack, quack, quack, quack
But no little ducks came swimming back.
Dave:
No little ducks went swimming one day
Over the pond and far away
Mother duck said quack, quack, quack, quack
And 5 little ducks came swimming back.
Dave: Yay!
Yellow:
Dave:
Amber: Oh, look, they've gone.
Dave:
Orange: Good luck with the duck, Chuck.
This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed at home
This little piggy had roast beef
This little piggy had none
And this little piggy went, Wee wee wee
All the way home.
Fred: Hello, Sally gave me some scraps for the pig.
Isabella: What did she gave you, Fred, cake, ice cream?
Fred: No, pigs would eat things like potato peelings, turnip bits and cabbage leaves.
Isabella:
Old MacDonald:
Fred:
Mikayla: Upset?
Fred:
Old MacDonald:
Chick, chick, chick, chick chicken
Lay a little egg for me (Old MacDonald: It's an egg.)
Chick, chick, chick, chick chicken
I want one for my tea
I haven't had an egg since Easter
And now it's half past three.
So, chick, chick, chick, chick chicken
Lay a little egg for me.
Fred: Try again Old MacDonald, I think she wants to lay you an egg.
Old MacDonald:
Chick, chick, chick, chick chicken
Lay a little egg for me
Chick, chick, chick, chick chicken
I want one for my tea
I haven't had an egg since Easter
And now it's half past three.
So, chick, chick, chick, chick chicken
Lay a little egg for me.
Old MacDonald: Well, look at this, come on Gertrude.
Mikayla: I wonder if Dave and Alex had any luck with their animals.
Old MacDonald: Brussel sprouts and pea pods! I forgotten about
Isabella: Dave and Alex must have found them by now.
Fred:
Old MacDonald:
Isabella & Mikayla: Bye, Fred.
Fred: You're welcome Old MacDonald, anytime.
Old MacDonald:
Isabella:
Old MacDonald: Well, look at that Gertrude, that's Matilda.
Mikayla:
Old MacDonald:
Isabella:
Mikayla:
Old MacDonald:
Isabella:
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go.
Old MacDonald: Come on, Matilda.
It followed her to school one day
Which was against the rules
It made the--
Ozzy:
Old MacDonald:
Ozzy: I've never seen so many animals. The cow that gives us milk, the horse that works on the farm.
Alex: The sheep that give us wool and the chicken and the duck that gives us the eggs.
Dave:
Old MacDonald:
Dave:
Hooter: Dave's right, we must sing.
All: Old MacDonald's Farm.
Ozzy: Do you know Old MacDonald's Farm?
Old MacDonald:
Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O
And on that farm he had a cow, E I E I O
With a moo moo and a moo moo there
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo
Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O.
Alex: He also had a pig. What noise does a pig make?
All: Oink, oink.
Alex:
Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O
And on that farm he had a pig, E I E I O
With an oink oink here and an oink oink there
Here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink oink
Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O.
Ozzy: Old MacDonald also had a horse that likes carrots.
Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O
And on that farm he had a horse, E I E I O
With a neigh neigh here and a neigh neigh there
Here a neigh, there a neigh, everywhere a neigh neigh
Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O.
Dave: And on that farm, he also had some ducks.
Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O
And on that farm he had a duck, E I E I O
With a quack quack here and a quack quack there
Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack
Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O.
Old MacDonald: And he also had a sheep on the farm and the sheep went baa.
Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O
And on that farm he had a sheep, E I E I O
With a baa baa here and a baa baa there
Here a baa, there a baa, everywhere a baa baa
Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O.
Old MacDonald: And on the farm as well, I had a chicken and the chicken went cluck, cluck.
Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O
And on that farm he had a chicken, E I E I O
With a cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there
Here a cluck, there a cluck, everywhere a cluck cluck
Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O.
Dave: Yeah!
Hooter: Time to go, whoo-whoo!
Kids: Oh, Ozzy.
Ozzy:
Old MacDonald:
Ozzy:
Old MacDonald:
Ozzy: Thank you all for coming to see us in the Fun Song Factory today, see you next time. In the meantime, look out for some for farm animals, they might be Old MacDonald's. Bye.
All: Bye.
The whistle’s blowing loudly
Another day is done
Inside the Fun Song Factory
With lots of songs we've sung.
Fun Song, Fun Song
Fun Song Factory
There’s nowhere else quite like it
It’s the Fun Song Factory.
Presenters in Numbers[]
- Dave Benson Phillips
- Justin Fletcher
- Alex Lovell
Children in Numbers[]
- Kizzi Carnegie
- Myles Anderson
- Jenny Cachero
- Alice Connor
- Jade Chaston
Songs in Numbers[]
- Ten Green Bottles
- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
- Four Wheels on My Wagon
- Five Little Ducks Went Swimming One Day
- Ten in a Bed
Numbers Transcript[]
The whistle’s blowing loudly
Another day begins
Inside the Fun Song Factory
With lots of songs to sing.
Fun Song, Fun Song
Fun Song Factory
There’s nowhere else quite like it
It’s the Fun Song Factory.
Ozzy: Hello there. Welcome to the Fun Song Factory. Ah, 1, 2, 3...
Hooter: What are you doing, Ozzy?
Ozzy: I'm counting songs on the Fun Song songlist.
Hooter:
Ozzy: I hope so, I asked the Factory to get some ready.
Hooter: I like to count.
Ozzy:
Hooter: I can hoot to 10.
Ozzy:
Hooter:
Dave, Justin & Alex: Hello.
Hooter: Now I have to start all over again.
Ozzy:
Dave:
Justin:
Hooter: Now, Ozzy?
Ozzy: Not now, Hooter.
Hooter:
Justin: Hey, Ozzy, what's wrong with Hooter?
Ozzy: He wants to hoot to 10.
Dave:
Ozzy: Dave, the rest of us count, Hooter hoots.
Dave:
Ozzy: Me that's 1, Justin that's 2, Dave that's 3, Alex that's 4.
Dave:
Ozzy: But we need more if we're going to sing.
Alex:
Myles & Alice: We're here!
Kizzi & Jade: We were hiding!
Jenny: Hello.
Justin:
Ozzy: Hello.
Dave:
Ozzy: I was hoping there will be 10 of us.
Jade: There ARE 10 of us, it's just that Dave forgot to count Ozzy and Hooter.
Dave:
Hooter: Count me out, I'm not playing.
Dave:
Hooter: I want to hoot to 10.
Ozzy: He can hoot to 10 later.
Hooter: I don't want to, I want to hoot to 10 now.
Ozzy:
Dave:
Justin: We're all ears, Dave.
Dave:
Alex:
Dave: And we'll help him.
Ozzy:
Hooter: Hooray!
Dave:
Myles: Why Dave?
Dave:
Hooter: Whoo 1, whoo 2, whoo 3, whoo 4, whoo 5, whoo 6, whoo 7, whoo 8, whoo 9, whoo 10.
Ozzy: I know a song about 10, it's Ten Green Bottles.
10 green bottles hanging on the wall
10 green bottles hanging on the wall
And if 1 green bottle should accidentally fall
They'll be 9 green bottles hanging on the wall.
Ozzy:
9 green bottles hanging on the wall
9 green bottles hanging on the wall
And if 1 green bottle should accidentally fall
They'll be 8 green bottles hanging on the wall.
Dave:
8 green bottles hanging on the wall
8 green bottles hanging on the wall
And if 1 green bottle should accidentally fall
They'll be 7 green bottles hanging on the wall.
Alex: Only 7 bottles left now. Are you singing it with us?
7 green bottles hanging on the wall
7 green bottles hanging on the wall
And if 1 green bottle should accidentally fall
They'll be 6 green bottles hanging on the wall.
6 green bottles hanging on the wall
6 green bottles hanging on the wall
And if 1 green bottle should accidentally fall
They'll be 5 green bottles hanging on the wall.
5 green bottles hanging on the wall
5 green bottles hanging on the wall
And if 1 green bottle should accidentally fall
They'll be 4 green bottles hanging on the wall.
4 green bottles hanging on the wall
4 green bottles hanging on the wall
And if 1 green bottle should accidentally fall
They'll be 3 green bottles hanging on the wall.
Dave: Only left 3, oh goodness me.
3 green bottles hanging on the wall
3 green bottles hanging on the wall
And if 1 green bottle should accidentally fall
They'll be 2 green bottles hanging on the wall.
2 green bottles hanging on the wall
2 green bottles hanging on the wall
And if 1 green bottle should accidentally fall
They'll be 1 green bottle hanging on the wall.
Hooter: Last time everyone, 1 green bottle left.
1 green bottle hanging on the wall
1 green bottle hanging on the wall
And if 1 green bottle should accidentally fall
Hooter: Well, I can't fall but if I could...
They'll be 0 green bottles hanging on the wall.
Ozzy: I like singing about numbers.
Myles: Me too, I'm good at numbers.
Jenny:
Dave:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Once I caught a fish alive
6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Then I let it go again.
Why did you let it go?
Because it bit my finger so
Which finger did it bite?
This little finger on my right.
Dave:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Once I caught a fish alive
6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Then I let it go again.
Why did you let it go?
Because it bit my finger so
Which finger did it bite?
This little finger on my right.
Ozzy:
Jenny: Let's sing a song about number 4.
Ozzy: 4 is a very good number to know Jenny, because how many legs does a horse have?
All: 4
Ozzy: How many wheels does a wagon have?
All: 4
Ozzy: And how many paws does Sally Cat have?
All: 4
Dave:
Ozzy: Why not go and ask her?
Dave:
Kids: Sally! Sally!
Sally:
Dave:
Sally:
Jenny:
Sally: Like it, I adore the number 4.
Dave: Why's that, Sally?
Sally:
Myles: Winter, spring.
Jade: Summer, autumn.
Sally: And I have 4 paws.
Kizzi: Yes, we know.
Sally: And so does Mouse.
All: Hi, Mouse.
Mouse:
Sally:
Dave:
Sally: Four Wheels on My Wagon,
Dave:
Sally: Let's go. Right, have we got 4 wheels?
Kids: Yes.
Sally: Are we all ready to roll?
Kids: Yes.
Sally: Yee-ha, here we go.
4 wheels on my wagon
And I'm just rolling along
(What?) are after me
And I'm singing a happy song
Higgity haggity hoggety high
Pioneers they never say die
A mile up the road there's a hidden cave
As we watch those farmers go galloping by.
Kizzi: Sally, we've lost a wheel.
Sally:
3 wheels on my wagon
And I'm just rolling along
(What?) are after me
And I'm singing a happy song. (Neigh)
Higgity haggity hoggety high
Pioneers they never say die
A mile up the road there's a hidden cave
As we watch those farmers go galloping by.
Jade: Sally, we've lost another wheel.
Sally:
Dave: 2 wheels?!
Sally: Yeah!
Dave:
2 wheels on my wagon
And I'm just rolling along
(What?) are after me
And I'm singing a happy song.
Higgity haggity hoggety high
Pioneers they never say die
A mile up the road there's a hidden cave
As we watch those farmers go galloping by.
Jenny: Sally, we've lost another one.
Sally:
1 wheel on my wagon (Dave: 1?)
And I'm just rolling along
(What?) are after me
And I'm singing a happy song. (Neigh)
Higgity haggity hoggety high
Pioneers they never say die
A mile up the road there's a hidden cave
As we watch those farmers go galloping by.
Myles: Sally?
Sally: No problem, we'll manage, there's no wheels left.
0 wheels on my wagon
And I'm just rolling along
(What?) are after me
And I'm singing a happy song. (Dave:
Higgity haggity hoggety high
Pioneers they never say die
A mile up the road there's a hidden cave
As we watch those farmers go galloping by.
Sally: Yee-ha!
Dave:
Justin:
Fred:
Justin:
Paint tins: Hello Justin.
Justin:
Fred:
Red:
Yellow:
Justin:
Fred:
5 little ducks went swimming one day
Over the pond and far away
Mother duck said quack, quack, quack, quack
And 4 little ducks came swimming back.
Fred:
4 little ducks went swimming one day
Over the pond and far away
Mother duck said quack, quack, quack, quack
And 3 little ducks came swimming back.
Fred:
3 little ducks went swimming one day
Over the pond and far away
Mother duck said quack, quack, quack, quack
And 2 little ducks came swimming back.
Red:
2 little ducks went swimming one day
Over the pond and far away
Mother duck said quack, quack, quack, quack
And 1 little duck came swimming back.
Fred: 1 little duck all on its own.
1 little duck went swimming one day
Over the pond and far away
Mother duck said quack, quack, quack, quack
And no little ducks came swimming back.
Justin:
No little ducks went swimming one day
Over the pond and far away
Mother duck said quack, quack, quack, quack
And 5 little ducks came swimming back.
Justin: Hooray!
Red:
Fred: Thanks very much, Paint Pots.
Justin:
Ozzy: We've done well with our numbers today.
Jenny: We've sung about Sally's favourite, number 4.
Jade: 5 for Fred.
Kizzi: What about Hooter?
Alice: Hooter?
Kizzi: What song do you want to sing, Hooter?
Hooter:
Jade:
Hooter: One with a bed in it.
All: 10 in a bed.
Dave:
Ozzy: We can't do 10 in a bed with just 9.
Sally: What about me?
All: Sally.
Sally:
Dave:
There were 10 in a bed and the little one said
Roll over, roll over
So they all rolled over and one fell out.
There were 9 in a bed and the little one said
Roll over, roll over
So they all rolled over and one fell out.
There were 8 in a bed and the little one said
Roll over, roll over
So they all rolled over and one fell out.
There were 7 in a bed and the little one said
Roll over, roll over
So they all rolled over and one fell out.
There were 6 in a bed and the little one said
Roll over, roll over
So they all rolled over and one fell out.
There were 5 in a bed and the little one said
Roll over, roll over
So they all rolled over and one fell out.
There were 4 in a bed and the little one said
Roll over, roll over
So they all rolled over and one fell out.
There were 3 in a bed and the little one said
Roll over, roll over
So they all rolled over and one fell out.
There were 2 in a bed and the little one said
Roll over, roll over
So they all rolled over and one fell out.
There was 1 in a bed and the little one said
Goodnight, goodnight!
Hooter: Whoo-whoo! Time to go, I'm very sleepy now.
Ozzy: Oh, I can't believe it's time to go, I hope you enjoyed being in the Fun Song Factory today. See you next time.
All: Bye.
The whistle’s blowing loudly
Another day is done
Inside the Fun Song Factory
With lots of songs we've sung.
Fun Song, Fun Song
Fun Song Factory
There’s nowhere else quite like it
It’s the Fun Song Factory.
Opening (Original 1999 release) (Tape 1)[]
- PolyGram Warning Screen (1997-2002)
- PolyGram Video logo (1997-1999) (silent)
- Macrovision logo (1997-2006)
- Fun Song Factory intro
- Start of Birthdays (1998)
Middle 1 (Original 1999 release) (Tape 1)[]
- End of Birthdays (1998)
- Fun Song Factory closing credits
- A Tell-Tale Production (silent)
- for Abbey Broadcast Communications (silent)
- Fun Song Factory intro
- Start of People Who Help (1998)
Middle 2 (Original 1999 release) (Tape 1)[]
- End of People Who Help (1998)
- Fun Song Factory closing credits
- A Tell-Tale Production (silent)
- for Abbey Broadcast Communications (silent)
- Fun Song Factory intro
- Start of Sounds (1998)
Closing (Original 1999 release) (Tape 1)[]
- End of Sounds (1998)
- Fun Song Factory closing credits/A Tell-Tale Production (silent)
- for Abbey Broadcast Communications (silent) [long version]
- PolyGram Warning Screen (1997-2002)
- PolyGram Video logo (1997-1999) (silent)
Opening (Original 1999 release) (Tape 2)[]
- PolyGram Warning Screen (1997-2002)
- PolyGram Video logo (1997-1999) (silent)
- Macrovision logo (1997-2006)
- Fun Song Factory intro
- Start of Big and Small (1998)
Middle 1 (Original 1999 release) (Tape 2)[]
- End of Big and Small (1998)
- Fun Song Factory closing credits/A Tell-Tale Production (silent)
- Fun Song Factory intro
- Start of Farm Animals (1998)
Middle 2 (Original 1999 release) (Tape 2)[]
- End of Farm Animals (1998)
- Fun Song Factory closing credits/A Tell-Tale Production (silent)
- Fun Song Factory intro
- Start of Numbers (1998)
Closing (Original 1999 release) (Tape 2)[]
- End of Numbers (1998)
- Fun Song Factory closing credits/A Tell-Tale Production (silent)
- for Abbey Broadcast Communications (silent) [long version]
- PolyGram Warning Screen (1997-2002)
- PolyGram Video logo (1997-1999) (silent)